So Damn Wasted!

Still Alive..

jessepanganiban — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:32:29 +0000

Here I am, still alive! We, my blog is not yet dead but, im still planning to make another blog. Hahaha

Vanity is for the Self-Centered

jessepanganiban — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:46:19 +0000

In my opinion (whether you like it or not), vanity is for the self-centered. But why would I post such post which contains humiliation to those who are riding the bandwagon of vanity? Let me enumerate my answers:

My blog has around (counting with fingers..) zero viewers. So, I have the guts to say this to the public?
Most of the people around me are vain. (Other than the stupid, the jackass, and the other stupid)
I hope that this post will pull more traffic to my site which is somehow against my first reason.
The third reason has a very small chance of happening so I still hope that no one will read my blog?

Okay, having the reasons stated, let’s start the essay on why vanity is self-centered.

Vanity is self-centered because it’s only about you (in case you are vain. Who knows, vain people will be intrigued by my title so they/you will read it.. Up to this point. That’s why I used the pronoun “you”).

That’s All.. Hahaha, another 3 minutes of your time wasted…

(And maybe around 30 minutes if you’re a slow reader…)

Really Don’t Know

jessepanganiban — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:29:07 +0000

Man, just like 5 minutes ago, I was planning to make another damn blog. WTF is wrong with me? I Really don’t damn fucking know what to do.

If There’s..

jessepanganiban — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:02:06 +0000

Haha, as Benedict and I were eating at the school’s cafeteria, we talked to the “noble” owner of the small cafeteria. But before I the story, I would like to describe them first.

The Noble Owner:

Alias: Chunkee (not /tseu(the upside down e/shwa)-nki/. it’s /tsung-ki(short)/)
About Him: Full of humor, humorous non-sense.

Benedict:

Alias: Bogart
About Him: He’s a dumb-ass jackass. Full of humor.

Continuation to the story:

So, well, we were there, talking with Cunkee. He just suddenly said,

Kung may Jollibee, merong Singbee!

Potek, walang sense. Pero, it still made us laugh ’til we dropped. Parang inuman lang. haha.

Pinay Beauty!

jessepanganiban — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:02:10 +0000

As I was searching for a cute girl to add in my friendster account I a very cute girl named Ayah. I really didn’t doubt about her prettiness because her picture was (still is) the primary picture of this friendster group called “Perfect Creatures”. Duh! Among those perfect creatures so-called, her face is the most deserving.

Picture Courtesy of PCS and Miss Ayah

Conclusion: I so damn like her! *drooling*

Filthy Rich People?

jessepanganiban — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:44:45 +0000

While Christian and I were walking towards Morayta, we were talking about finances and money. We came to a conversation about the being filthy rich.

Christian Said:

There are no such status as filthy rich. It’s either you are filthy or rich.. Or you are rich and filthy.

Ha-ha to that!

Million Dollar Homepage

jessepanganiban — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:29:36 +0000

Fuck this website. The owner now has 1 million dollars just by selling something cheap expensive and virtual. What is he selling? He’s selling advertising pixels. Fuck, imagine you bought a billboard as small as 1 pixel. Fuck! how will your advertising work? And putting your billboard in a quite deserted place with other people willing to advertise – people who will not buy something because they also are going to sell something similar. Now, the big point is, owning something like that will make so damn rich.

You can check the website here:

http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

Interactive Magic Trick Fuck Up

jessepanganiban — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:39:06 +0000

Well, if you don’t want to spoil the “thingie”, then you might not want to read this. Read this one first: http://damnwasted.wordpress.com/2008/06/05/an-interactive-magic-trick/

Really, while it’s not too late.. just don’t read ahead if you really don’t want to spoil it.

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Okay then. The trick is that the card from the second set isn’t the same with the first set.

Conclusion: It’s a big FUCK UP!

An Interactive Magic Trick

jessepanganiban — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:31:51 +0000

As I was searching for a nice video to watch, I found this.. An Interactive magic trick, as the title says. Obviously, I got curious and followed the link and found this:

[since embedding is disabled, just follow the link] http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbEei0I3kMQ

I chose Jack of Hearts. Then poof! WTF! It worked? I don’t know what kind of fucking cheat he used. I just don’t know…

Yet.. (I’ll try to find out)

Ramalamadingdong I

jessepanganiban — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:42:53 +0000

Ramalamadingdong..

Have you ever heard a name called Mohhamed?

Have you ever heard a name called mcLovin? (WTF!)

How about Ramalamadingdong?! (WTFF! (For curious people, It’s What the -finger curse in present progressive form -finger curse in passive form) okay, it’s What the F*cking Fuck?!)

Yes, I think I heard it once.. *thinking*

Wait,..

Yeah! From my cousin! I heard it come out of his mouth! It was when we were all bored during someone’s birthday in somewhere. Suddenly, he started to make a conversation that drifted towards to a story of a lifetime. Something that will be passed from one generation to another. It is a story of crap. It will become a legend. Then it will become a myth and people will think it’s some kinda true. FUCK! Here’s a sample of the “story of a lifetime” he told us. Check this link: http://braderhud.wordpress.com/ (It wasn’t me who posted that crap, it was my cousin who told the story. He wouldn’t post it without us requesting him to make a blog about it. So far, it’s abandoned due to his business to other things.)

I better cut this post for a while. I better get some sleep.